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May 18

rhydonmyhardon:

i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

chickenmcnope:

rnackenzie:

i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it

A Pizza Hut

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bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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bondoge:

THATS AN EMPTY PHONE CASE

(Source: nicklugo, via foreveralone-lyguy)

That awful moment when you can not remember the beginning of a song.

laugh-addict:

(Source: nova-nave)

(Source: malaysiagreenwood, via fullmetalmindset)

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

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